The four phases of twitter

I’ve seen the pattern repeated over and over again when someone is introduced to Twitter for the first time. There are four classic phases:

Denial: There is NO way on earth I will EVER use a silly chat service like twitter. I have no use, time, nor place for it in my life.

Surprise: You mean my friends and colleagues are here? It’s not just teenagers with nothing better to do?

Acceptance: Okay, I like having twitter in my life. This is pretty cool.

Addiction: OMG Twitter is doooooooownnnnnnn!


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32 Responses to “The four phases of twitter”

  1. john gonnella Says:

    Love this!

    Is there any Recovery or Rehab phase? =^.)~

  2. Christopher Stevenson Says:

    What about stage 5: disillusionment? Disillusionment type A: “It’s still a great service, but it’s down again.” Disillusionment type B: “If I’m not really careful, my Tweets could be misconstrued by other Twitterers. I’d better be really careful about what I put out there.”

  3. Morriss Partee Says:

    @johngonnella Nope, there is no recovery once hooked on twitter. I got a fever, and I can’t cure it with more cowbell. Glad u like!

    @cjsteven It’s stage 5B that you really have to watch out for. Tweets written in the privacy of one’s own laptop go out to the whole world. This isn’t just a conversation inside our own heads, much as I am constantly forgetting that. 😉

  4. Brent Dixon Says:

    Also, there’s overcommunicated exhaustion. “Ouch. My ability to have a consistent thought for more than 30 seconds hurts.”

  5. Trey Reeme Says:

    Sometimes you reach a fifth stage: Overload. You take a break and inevitably end back up at stage one.

  6. Dave Saunders Says:

    You’re right. There’s nothing worse than “Twitter down.” 🙂

  7. Otto Says:

    Pretty spot on. I’ve introduced a couple people who at first only found value in limited situations and now they can’t go without.

    But lately, I prefer FriendFeed, especially since it can be a front end to Twitter (or just about anything).

  8. Susan Albrizio Says:

    So how bad is it that after “Denial” I realized that few of my friends and none of my colleagues were on Twitter and I still advanced to “Addiction”?! LOL.

  9. Robin Marohn Says:

    I’m currently in a 12-step program…

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  11. Tim McAlpine Says:

    Stage 4 and I’m OK with that. I don’t need your help. I can handle it.

  12. katie schwartz Says:

    are you inside my head?

  13. Linda Says:

    Twitter addict? Help is available

  14. Jean-Christophe Says:

    Great post Morriss 🙂

    My fav’ Twitter joke (from the “Geek and poke” blog) :

    “I’ve broken up with Jim”
    “Really ? How could he cope with it ?”
    “He doesn’t know it yet. Twitter is down”

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  16. Christopher Says:

    Very true!
    I remember talking with you Morriss at the GAC get together about Twitter and soon after that, I overcame “denial.” Now I’m firmly addicted!

  17. Suki Fuller Says:

    Why, was I not informed of this post sooner? I so need to send this to various friends who are presently in Phase III after going through the Phases I & II and shall soon…be with us in Phase IV.

    1st step) My name is Suki & I am an addict… 🙂

  18. TheMacMommy Says:

    yeah, I wanna know too…is there hope for recovery?

  19. CMajor Says:

    This is so true!

    When I was first introduced to it, I was all like Twitter what? I don’t need no Twitter.

    Then I realized how many smart, inspiring and truly amazing people were on and wanted to join in and be like them.

    Yes, I am an addict now.

  20. Laura "Pistachio" Fitton Says:

    this is SO getting bookmarked and referred to often. ZOMG, and, like, tweeted! 🙂

  21. Stales Says:

    This is fantastic. Now I know how to explain twitter to the world!

  22. Jessica (from It's my life...) Says:

    Nothing short of brilliant.
    Going to be Internet deprived for over a week. Don’t know how I will cope.

  23. Morriss Partee Says:

    Hi everyone, glad you got a chuckle out of this.

    @pistachio – Thanks for retweeting it! You added 50% to my daily traffic with one short sweet tweet! (Even though you credited Todd for it and not me.)

    @Stales – Well, this doesn’t exactly help explain the appeal of twitter to non-twitterers, just helps to explain the denial-addiction cycle of twitterers.

    @Jessica- I just returned from a week of camping with my Webelo cub scout. And no, I didn’t check twitter from my iPhone, and yes, I did survive, even thrive, without my hourly hits of twittaine. It can be done! In fact, I recommend it for Phase 5, which is twitter burnout, which if survived, can result in reduced twitter dependancy. (as pointed out by @itsjustbrent and @creeme earlier in these comments.)

  24. Byron Van Arsdale Says:

    Great post and thanks for keeping me laughing for another few hours!

  25. Frugal Wench Says:

    We are supposed to have friends outside of Twitter? DAMN! I knew I should get out more.

    Step 6: First thing in the morning, tweet “Good Morning” to everyone.

  26. Irene Koehler Says:

    Hilarious! So perfect and absolutely accurate!

    I know many people stuck in the first phase, but am helping them move to Phase 2 one Baby Boomer at a time.

  27. starrgazr Says:

    There is no escape…

    (Good Thing!)

    Great to meet you at BOSup! 🙂

  28. meryl333 Says:

    Truth is funny.

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